I wonder whose balls he was keeping his eyes on? winky face.
who else didn’t even notice bradley cooper and immediately went to the weirdos in the hats? anyone? Bueller?
I wonder whose balls he was keeping his eyes on? winky face.
who else didn’t even notice bradley cooper and immediately went to the weirdos in the hats? anyone? Bueller?
But seriously. Stop being attractive
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You should see what happened to the other team.
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This
The more I read or talk to people about my idea to quit my job, the more it seems like a stroke of pure genius. I. Am. Not. Happy. I am 23 years old. It’s time for me to enjoy my life before I’m too old to do so.
I still haven’t told my parents about my grand plan. And Iamstill waiting to hear from grad school. But even the more I think about that, the more I’m unsure. I’m totally drawn to the idea of living life on the wild side for a year or so.
My life has just been so monotonous. I go to work, come home, watch TV, work, sleep and do it over again. I don’t have a social life; there’s no social life to be had here. That’s the main thing to a happy life - to be surrounded by people you love who love you back. I can’t say that my happiness will ever really be tied to what my career is. And I figure, I only get to do this life on Earth thing once. I don’t want to regret any more seconds while I’m here.
I want to see the country. I want to try new things. I want to meet new people. I want a love life. I want to love life.
Seth Cohen is my spirit animal
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“I present the world’s greatest piece of print journalism ever.”
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As a prep sports writer, I totally relate.
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NALEY
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Thinking about Navy Aviator and then get FB chatted by College Ass.
First there were no boys. Now there are all the boys.
Except not really.
It’s time for wine.
Elissa Goldstone, Untitled (Baseball Drawing – Fly Ball), Paper and cotton thread, 11×16 inches, 2010.
Elissa Goldstone: Have you ever read any classic sports writing? The best is always about baseball (Roger Angell, Philip Roth, or John Updike). This is because baseball, more than any other sport, is nostalgia in motion. Even as it’s occurring in real-time, you’re already imagining the moment as a memory, and are contextualizing it as epic.
To be sure, most sports have this quality of memorializing, but baseball is designed to be viewed in the past-tense. It’s a long-term relationship, where the present moment or play is completely insignificant without the entire history of the game along side of it. And every play, be it awful or awe-inspiring, has a place in the books. So we buy treasures and proudly don jerseys and hats, and we keep signed bats and balls, all to keep us reliving the moment and, with it, a nostalgia for the game itself.
A baseball season is 162 games (not counting spring training and the post-season) and no matter how good your team is this year, or last year, or even for the past decade, you know, with absolute certainty, that winning cannot last. Heartbreak is inevitable. You cannot win every game. You can’t even come close. No team has ever won even seventy-five percent of their regular season games, and those that have come close are memorialized in the books and in the minds and paraphernalia of fans. It won’t last, but we remember—so it does.
I know this all sounds fatalistic, but it actually establishes a way to enjoy the minutia of the game. I spend time focusing on the details. The details are beautiful, and there so many. In my artwork, I try to focus on particulars that have a strong visual identity that stretch beyond baseball into American culture. Major League baseball has been played for 125-plus years; this game is ingrained. For example, everyone knows what a baseball looks like… . it’s classic and appealing: white leather with red stitching, symmetrical, and well-crafted. Of course, it exists to be thrown, or caught, or hit. But the ball recalls more than its usefulness. It’s an association to the game through a person, place, or time, and becomes a visual connector to memory.
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this kind of made me cry
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Boys.
There are none here. You don’t realize how fucking sexually frustrated you are until you play footsie with a hot naval aviator all night.
Christ.
I have had much too much time to think today. But the more I do, the more I have this overwhelming feeling that moving is really what I should be doing. I felt more alive this weekend than I have in over a year.
If we’re not here to live, than what the fuck are we doing?